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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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Star Trek has its own TV Tropes page for actors who've played multiple roles.nsaspook said:
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one astronomers should get ......
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I'll reflect on it.
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On the ides of March, Julius Caesar was accosted by some of his friends.
Brutus: "Yo, Julius! How many pizzaburgers did you eat on the way to the Forum today?"
Julius: "Et two, Brutus."
Whereupon Julius keeled over with a heart attack and died on the spot.
Brutus: "Yo, Julius! How many pizzaburgers did you eat on the way to the Forum today?"
Julius: "Et two, Brutus."
Whereupon Julius keeled over with a heart attack and died on the spot.
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No. You forgot extra door bolts and rivets for the side panels
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You obviously don't know how to use duct tape efficiently.phinds said:
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From the monthly bill for my secondary credit card:
Does this mean that I need to send a check for $0.00? Tempted....
Does this mean that I need to send a check for $0.00? Tempted....
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I don't think that you need to go postal over it. 
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Isn't a Solar eclipse enlightening?Baluncore said:
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I guess more on the weird side.
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What did the duck say when the waiter brought the check? "Put it on my bill."
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A close call during chainsaw juggling practice?phinds said:
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I learned a new word today.
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